Ichthyosaurs in the Wav
Pool have watched you undress since January 1999
Half-Life Wav Pool is a huge collection of hilarious wavs
based on and taken from the game "Half-Life."
Wavs are created by gamers, for gamers!
Your lifeguard here at the Wav Pool is
Saturday June 17th, 2k
E.Novak is baaaaaaaack!
"They say that when you're under severe stress,
great feats can be performed. Word of advice to
soldiers: some scientists can't take stress
note: The "Wav of the Week" is now called the
some silly behind the scenes action with Half-Life
Half-Life Bloopers Episode One!
Half-Life Bloopers Episode Two!
Half-Life Bloopers Episode Three!
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Surprise! Wav Pool Redesign 06/18/2k!
and let me know what you
think about the redesign. I'm testing out this
format (I haven't changed any of the other pages
yet) to see if it's kewl.
Behold! E.Novak is back! 06/17/2k
Yep, after 7 months of being
away, E.Novak waltzes in and casually takes the WotW
prize yet again. Think cheesy action flick.
Download it now before I sick Shaft on 'yo ass!
Also of note is "One day at Black Mesa" (
another excellent creation by
"Hgrunt got back" (
is a skillfully executed play on the rap classic
"Baby got back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot. You!
I have returned! 06/17/2k
A Wav Pool update! At this
very moment, I'm pondering the next winner of the
coveted Wav of the Week. I'm
going to post it this evening, so check back
after 5pm Pacific time today. Oh, isn't this so
April Fool Winner 04/01/2k
Happy April Fool's Day
everyone! I present to you my April Fool's winner:
It's in the same vein as last month's
I hope you enjoy it as I do.
in second place to
Just Apu. It
has excellent dialogue using the Drill Sergeant
Also check out the epic
Stanley Kubrick is my very favorite movie
director (sadly, he died last year) and this wav
is makes good use of his work.
Working on it! 04/01/2k
It may be April Fool's day,
but this is no joke. I have chosen the Wav
of the Week, and will be uploading the
update in about an hour, so stay tuned!
The newest update will be
posted tomorrow evening. That's right! All the
newest wavs! The funniest, silliest and strangest
Half-Life and OpFor wavs you can shake a stick at!
Check back later! Wheee!
Saved by Void 02/28/2k
I've finally uploaded all the NEW wavs, and I'm so happy about it!! Wheee!
am I so happy? well, this was by far the
toughest choice I've ever had to make
for Wav of the Week, and quite
frankly, I'm still tired from making this
decision last night. I need sleep.
Coming in a very, very close second is
story about the wet and wonderful underworld of
the Black Mesa Facility, and in third place comes
the simple and silly
Jump in the
enjoy all the NEW wavs!
WotW delay 02/27/2k
Hi kids. Due to technical
difficulties, at this time I am unable to upload
the new wavs into the Wav Pool.
update is complete, the WotW has
been chosen, and I am waiting for a reply from
PHL Tech Support as to why I can't get into my
I'll upload the wavs just as
soon as I have access to the dir again. I'm
hoping and praying for it to be Monday. You folks
have waited long enough for new wavs, haven't
I apologize for the delay.
A Million! 02/27/2k
So, the Wav Pool
hasn't been updated since the dawn of the new
year, and it's due to many, possibly even a
million reasons. I'll spare you the details and
assure you that tonight I will post all the
newest wavs for your enjoyment.
Aren't you happy as a clam now? Hmmm...why do I crave
Lovely 12/29/99 11pm
The Wav of the Week is proudly displayed above in that wonderful
every trick in the book to get this wav
monotonous and hilarious! Give it a listen, would
you? I think it's awesome, so there.
wavs of note are in the "Top 6" box
above the WotW, so get to
Thank you to everyone who sent
in wavs to the Wav Pool this year. I wish you all
a Happy New Year! Will anyone send in a Y2K wav?
We shall see ;-)
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